Um, this ain't no haircut. This is a wig.

5 seconds sound clip from the Joe Dirt (2001) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:03:11 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Yeah, they're both working, and guess what? They don't like no feedback. What's up?

- What's going on out here? You got to keep it down.

- Zander Kelly's on the air.

- Whoa. What's the deal with your haircut?

- I'm sorry about the noise, sir.

- Um, this ain't no haircut. This is a wig.

- A wig? Look at you. Jesus.

- You know what? I got somebody I want you to meet. Why don't you come with me? Come on.

- Yeah, that's what I thought.

- This is Zander Kelly. You're listening to 98.6, KXLA.

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