My Norbit is always telling me there's two kinds of women, big old good ones and good old big ones.

7 seconds sound clip from the Norbit movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:49:07 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

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- What? I'm sorry?

- I'm just trying to say you too damn skinny. Look at you.

- See, most men like a woman that got a little huh-huh. Or a little hey-hey. You ain't got nothing. You just skin and bones, just sitting in that chair all bones and skin. Oh, I feel sorry for you.

- Well, I just feel that we're all made exactly the way we're supposed to be.

- Oh, no. Hell, no. I'm a Christian, and you ain't gonna sit there and blame God for how you look, okay? You the one that pushed that plate away.

- My Norbit is always telling me there's two kinds of women, big old good ones and good old big ones.

- Really?

- That's right.

- And, sister, let me tell you, just between the two of us, I can't keep Norbit off me.

- He is the biggest freak you ever wanna meet, and he be blowing my back out, trying to put me through the headboard every night.

- I'm thinking about going on a little diet or something, so I can get all emaciated-looking like you, then he'll think I look disgusting, and I can get a rest or some sleep for a little while, because he want it all the time.

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