The Jerk Quotes with Sound Clips

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Funny and inspirational quotes from The Jerk (1979), with short sound clips.

Actors: Steve Martin (Navin R. Johnson), Bernadette Peters (Marie Kimble Johnson)

11 You'd think at a fancy restaurant like this, at these prices, you would be able to keep the snails off the food! There're so many snails in there, you can't even see the food!

— Navin R. Johnson (Steve Martin)

12 Ah! It's a profit deal. That takes the pressure off.

— Navin R. Johnson (Steve Martin)

13 And Son, don't never, ever trust whitey.

14 Boy, I wish I could get that excited about nothin'.

15 Do you believe this? First, they didn't have the bamboo umbrellas for the wine, and now snails on the food.

— Navin R. Johnson (Steve Martin)

16 Don't trust whitey. The Lord loves a working' man, don't trust whitey.

— Navin R. Johnson (Steve Martin)

17 Father, you seem like a religious man.

— Navin R. Johnson (Steve Martin)

18 For $1, I'll guess your weight, your height, or your sex.

— Navin R. Johnson (Steve Martin)

19 Get to work in there. -But, sir, I don't work here. -Not even for $1.10 an hour?

— Navin R. Johnson (Steve Martin)

20 Give me a bite of that corn dog. -What about germs? -Put a rubber on it.

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