The Jerk Quotes with Sound Clips

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Funny and inspirational quotes from The Jerk (1979), with short sound clips.

Actors: Steve Martin (Navin R. Johnson), Bernadette Peters (Marie Kimble Johnson)

21 Good Lord. I've heard about this cat juggling.

22 Hey, look, these hoodlums are dangerous. I think we ought to get out of here before she sees us. -She? -What? -You said she. -No. No. I always call a gang 'she.' It's like when you call a boat 'she,' or a hurricane 'she.' -Or a girl?

— Navin R. Johnson (Steve Martin), Marie Kimble Johnson (Bernadette Peters)

23 I don't care about losing all the money. It's losing all the stuff.

— Marie Kimble Johnson (Bernadette Peters)

24 I know this is our first date, but do you think the next time you make love to your boyfriend, you could think of me? -Well, I haven't made love to him yet. -That's too bad.

— Navin R. Johnson (Steve Martin)

25 I will need two pieces of identification. -Ah, yes. I have my temporary driver's license. and my Astronaut Application form.

— Navin R. Johnson (Steve Martin)

26 I'll put a bed down here, get a bigger bulb. I'll bring some sheets from the house. You'll be set for life.

27 No, I can't make out the license number, but it'll be pulling a small church. So, any blue Chevy pulling a small church, I figure that'd be the one. Yeah. Uh-huh.

— Navin R. Johnson (Steve Martin)

28 Oh, my God. I'm endangering your life. Cover me. -You're covered.

— Navin R. Johnson (Steve Martin)

29 Oh, no thanks, I don't smoke. What kind of cigarette is that? -A joint. -Joint? They don't make 'em very good.

— Navin R. Johnson (Steve Martin)

30 Remember how you told me to take unnecessary lessons? Well, I just took a lesson.

— Marie Kimble Johnson (Bernadette Peters)

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