The Jerk Quotes with Sound Clips

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Funny and inspirational quotes from The Jerk (1979), with short sound clips.

Actors: Steve Martin (Navin R. Johnson), Bernadette Peters (Marie Kimble Johnson)

31 What were they? -Couple of dozen roses. -Look like daisy stems. -What? That guy gypped me. He put daisy stems on my roses.

— Navin R. Johnson (Steve Martin), Marie Kimble Johnson (Bernadette Peters)

32 Would monsieur care for another bottle of the Chateau Latour? -Ah, yes, but no more 1966. Let's splurge. Bring us some fresh wine. The freshest you've got. This year's. No more of this old stuff. -Oui, monsieur.

— Navin R. Johnson (Steve Martin)

33 You have taken in $15, and given away 50 cents' worth of crap. Which gives us a net profit of $14.50.

34 You look so beautiful and peaceful, you almost look dead.

— Navin R. Johnson (Steve Martin)

35 You mean I'm gonna stay this color?

— Navin R. Johnson (Steve Martin)

36 You'd love her, Ma. She looks just like you. Except she's white and blond.

— Navin R. Johnson (Steve Martin)

37 Do you have any boyfriends? -Not really. -Are they crazy?

— Navin R. Johnson (Steve Martin)

38 Honey! Why the gloom? It's not the end of the rainbow.

— Navin R. Johnson (Steve Martin)

39 I know this is our first date, but do you think the next time you make love to your boyfriend, you could think of me? -Well, I haven't made love to him yet. -That's too bad.

— Navin R. Johnson (Steve Martin)

40 I've got one! I've got a special purpose! -You do? -Yes, it's fantastic! It's great! It's unbelievable! And I was afraid to tell you about it! Your mother's gonna love me!

— Navin R. Johnson (Steve Martin)

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