The Princess Bride (1987) Quotes with Sound Clips

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Sound clips of funny quotes and famous lines from The Princess Bride (1987) movie soundboard, as rated by our visitors.

Actors: Peter Falk (Grandpa), Cary Elwes (Westley), Robin Wright (Buttercup)

6 more actors

, Mandy Patinkin (Inigo Montoya), Chris Sarandon (Prince Humperdinck), Wallace Shawn (Vizzini), André the Giant (Fezzik), Billy Crystal (Miracle Max), Christopher Guest (Count Rugen)

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11 Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato? Aristotle? Socrates? -Yes. -Morons.

— Vizzini (Wallace Shawn)

12 Listen. Do you hear? That is the sound of ultimate suffering.

— Inigo Montoya (Mandy Patinkin)

13 Offer me money. -Yes. -Power too. Promise me that.

14 This is true love. Think this happens every day?

— Westley Dread Pirate Roberts, Westley (Cary Elwes)

15 Westley, what about the ROUS's? -Rodents of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist.

— Westley Dread Pirate Roberts, Princess Buttercup, Westley (Cary Elwes), Buttercup (Robin Wright)

16 Have you any money? -I have a little. -I just hope it's enough to buy a miracle, that's all.

— Inigo Montoya (Mandy Patinkin), André The Giant, Fezzik (André The Giant)

17 No more rhymes! Now, I mean it! -Anybody want a peanut?

— André The Giant, Fezzik (André The Giant), Vizzini (Wallace Shawn)

18 Eh, sonny, true love is the greatest thing in the world, except for a nice MLT - mutton, lettuce, and tomato sandwich, when the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe.

— Miracle Max (Billy Crystal)

19 Now, all dead... Well, with all dead, there's usually only one thing that you can do. Go through his clothes and look for loose change.

— Miracle Max (Billy Crystal)

20 It's conceivable, you miserable, vomitous mass, that I'm only lying here because I lack the strength to stand.

— Westley Dread Pirate Roberts, Westley (Cary Elwes)

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