The Princess Bride (1987) Quotes with Sound Clips

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Sound clips of funny quotes and famous lines from The Princess Bride (1987) movie soundboard, as rated by our visitors.

Actors: Peter Falk (Grandpa), Cary Elwes (Westley), Robin Wright (Buttercup)

6 more actors

, Mandy Patinkin (Inigo Montoya), Chris Sarandon (Prince Humperdinck), Wallace Shawn (Vizzini), André the Giant (Fezzik), Billy Crystal (Miracle Max), Christopher Guest (Count Rugen)

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11 Eh, sonny, true love is the greatest thing in the world, except for a nice MLT - mutton, lettuce, and tomato sandwich, when the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe.

— Miracle Max (Billy Crystal)

12 I always think everything could be a trap, which is why I'm still alive.

— Prince Humperdinck (Chris Sarandon)

13 Am I going mad, or did the word think escape your lips? You were not hired for your brains, you hippopotamic landmass!

— Vizzini (Wallace Shawn)

14 Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato? Aristotle? Socrates? -Yes. -Morons.

— Vizzini (Wallace Shawn)

15 Offer me money. -Yes. -Power too. Promise me that.

16 Westley, what about the ROUS's? -Rodents of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist.

— Westley (Cary Elwes), Buttercup (Robin Wright), Westley Dread Pirate Roberts, Princess Buttercup

17 Have you any money? -I have a little. -I just hope it's enough to buy a miracle, that's all.

— Inigo Montoya (Mandy Patinkin), Fezzik (André The Giant), André The Giant

18 No more rhymes! Now, I mean it! -Anybody want a peanut?

— Fezzik (André The Giant), Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), André The Giant

19 His true love is marrying another tonight. So who else has the cause for ultimate suffering?

— Inigo Montoya (Mandy Patinkin)

20 Well, who says life is fair? Where is that written? Life isn't always fair.

— Grandpa (Peter Falk)

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