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Damn.

4 seconds sound clip from the Almost Heroes (1998) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:50:33 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Oh, no. No! It's all my fault, captain! She said she didn't mind if I smoked. I believed her! Oh-ho, mommy!

- Let's retrieve Hunt from the tavern, and get back to the boat.

- I think we've seen all that Snakes Bend has to offer.

- Permission to check on the condition of my woman, sir. I wanna check on her bandages, and see if she can keep some food down.

- You realize, of course, this woman of yours is made of straw.

- Oh, yes, sir. I figure that's why she burned so easy.

- Damn.

- Who is it?

- Good evening. I was just collecting samples of bark for president Jefferson.

- Some bark. I was collecting it. Samples of bark.

- You're not like these other men. You're softer... More delicate.

- In a rather rough way, right?

- Not at all. Look at you. Thin wrists. Skin like a baby. Almost a total absence of shoulders.

[...]

Almost Heroes (1998) Sound Clip

Almost Heroes (1998) poster

Funny quotes from the movie Almost Heroes (1998), featuring short sound clips of the best lines.

Actors: Chris Farley (Bartholomew Hunt), Matthew Perry (Leslie Edwards), Eugene Levy (Guy Fontenot), David Packer (Bidwell), Kevin Dunn (Hidalgo), Hamilton Camp (Pratt)

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