Some bark. I was collecting it. Samples of bark.
8 seconds sound clip from the Almost Heroes (1998) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:51:01 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- You realize, of course, this woman of yours is made of straw.
- Oh, yes, sir. I figure that's why she burned so easy.
- Damn.
- Good evening. I was just collecting samples of bark for president Jefferson.
- Some bark. I was collecting it. Samples of bark.
- You're not like these other men. You're softer... More delicate.
- In a rather rough way, right?
- Not at all. Look at you. Thin wrists. Skin like a baby. Almost a total absence of shoulders.
- All right. I think you've flattered me quite enough.
- Look at me. I'm behaving like some kind of animal.
- No, no, no! This can never be. I'm betrothed to another.
[...]
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