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- Have you witnessed such atrocities?
- I've, uh, seen the forks.

8 seconds sound clip from the Almost Heroes (1998) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:07:34 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- I'm not afraid. My mind will protect me. I'm a man of science, a man of learning, a man who knows how to buy the finest books.

- Fear will be our breakfast, and stark, raving terror our daily luncheon.

- Eh, Mr. Hunt? Mr. Hunt?

- I'd be more worried about the Indians than the bears.

- It's common knowledge that when the savages capture a white man, they will split open his head, pick out his brains, and eat them with a crudely-fashioned fork. So...

- Have you witnessed such atrocities?

- I've, uh, seen the forks.

- You look like a man who appreciates good whiskey.

- Thank you, sir, but I fear inebriation may cause me to forget my manners in such fine company.

- Good god, man, I'm not talking about getting blind drunk. I just meant for you to have a taste.

- Well, then... a taste it shall be.

- Ahh...Ha ha! Not bad.

[...]

Almost Heroes (1998) Sound Clip

Almost Heroes (1998) poster

Funny quotes from the movie Almost Heroes (1998), featuring short sound clips of the best lines.

Actors: Chris Farley (Bartholomew Hunt), Matthew Perry (Leslie Edwards), Eugene Levy (Guy Fontenot), David Packer (Bidwell), Kevin Dunn (Hidalgo), Hamilton Camp (Pratt)

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