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I'm not afraid. My mind will protect me. I'm a man of science, a man of learning, a man who knows how to buy the finest books.

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12 seconds sound clip from the Almost Heroes (1998) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:06:53 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- When the history books are written, Lewis and Clark will be but a footnote to a footnote, and I, sir, will be the note!

- My hands will grow rough, my teeth may yellow, I might even experience a soreness in the joints.

- Yes, this mission will be a treacherous one, make no mistake. We will face danger from savages and from bears.

- These bears are wild, mind you, not trained carnival bears with... little hats.

- Sounds exhilarating, sir. Few men would have the courage, for such an endeavor.

- I'm not afraid. My mind will protect me. I'm a man of science, a man of learning, a man who knows how to buy the finest books.

- Fear will be our breakfast, and stark, raving terror our daily luncheon.

- Eh, Mr. Hunt? Mr. Hunt?

- I'd be more worried about the Indians than the bears.

- It's common knowledge that when the savages capture a white man, they will split open his head, pick out his brains, and eat them with a crudely-fashioned fork. So...

- Have you witnessed such atrocities?

- I've, uh, seen the forks.

[...]

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Almost Heroes (1998) Sound Clip

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Funny quotes from the movie Almost Heroes (1998), featuring short sound clips of the best lines.

Actors: Chris Farley (Bartholomew Hunt), Matthew Perry (Leslie Edwards), Eugene Levy (Guy Fontenot), David Packer (Bidwell), Kevin Dunn (Hidalgo), Hamilton Camp (Pratt)

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