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- Jethro Tull had a reunion concert in New Jersey, so I caught that.
- Uh-huh.

6 seconds sound clip from the Big Daddy movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:18:07.414 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- First of all, how did this sweet little boy, Julian, end up under your supervision?

- I told Social Services that my name was Kevin Gerrity.

- And of course, you are not Kevin Gerrity.

- No.

- So you lied?

- Yes.

- Like the time I found a bag of pot in your underwear drawer. You told me that you thought they were pencil shavings.

- Yeah.

- And remember when I called you up and told you that your Aunt Fay was coming to New York, and I wanted you to take her around, show her the city? And you said that you had better things to do, didn't you?

- That's right.

- Now, I'm curious. Just what were those better things that you had to do?

- Jethro Tull had a reunion concert in New Jersey, so I caught that.

- Uh-huh.

- And what happened to your Aunt Fay that weekend?

- She died.

- Yes, she did.

- By any chance, did you happen to make it to her funeral?

- No.

- Why not?

- I went to Jones Beach, got drunk and fell asleep.

- Hell, yes!

- Some role model.

- Yeah.

- Your Honor, my son doesn't have health insurance. He doesn't know how to boil an egg. He filed for Social Security at the age of 30. He is a drain on the economy, on the country and most of all, on me!

[...]

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Big Daddy Sound Clip

Big Daddy 1999

Funny quotes from the movie Big Daddy (1999), with short sound clips.

Actors: Adam Sandler (Sonny Koufax), Joey Lauren Adams (Layla Maloney), Jon Stewart (Kevin Gerrity), Rob Schneider (Nazo), Dylan and Cole Sprouse (Julian McGrath), Leslie Mann (Corinne Maloney), Joseph Bologna (Lenny Koufax)

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