Your Honor, my son doesn't have health insurance. He doesn't know how to boil an egg. He filed for Social Security at the age of 30. He is a drain on the economy, on the country and most of all, on me!
17 seconds sound clip from the Big Daddy movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 01:18:35.554 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- Jethro Tull had a reunion concert in New Jersey, so I caught that.
- Uh-huh.
- And what happened to your Aunt Fay that weekend?
- By any chance, did you happen to make it to her funeral?
- No.
- Why not?
- I went to Jones Beach, got drunk and fell asleep.
- Yeah.
- Your Honor, to give this young man custody over another life is not only wrong, it's insane.
- What?
- You don't have to be scared. It's all right.
- What are you talkin' about? I'm not scared.
- Sonny, it's more than a chance. It's a certainty.
[...]
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