Your Honor, to give this young man custody over another life is not only wrong, it's insane.

— Lenny Koufax (Joseph Bologna)

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11 seconds sound clip from the Big Daddy movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:18:53.651 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

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- And what happened to your Aunt Fay that weekend?

- Yes, she did.

- By any chance, did you happen to make it to her funeral?

- I went to Jones Beach, got drunk and fell asleep.

- Some role model.

- Your Honor, my son doesn't have health insurance. He doesn't know how to boil an egg. He filed for Social Security at the age of 30. He is a drain on the economy, on the country and most of all, on me!

- Your Honor, to give this young man custody over another life is not only wrong, it's insane.

- Hey, I love you.

- You don't have to be scared. It's all right.

- What are you talkin' about? I'm not scared.

- If I get custody of Julian, I'll be his father forever. And that scares you, because you think there's a good chance I might fail.

- Sonny, it's more than a chance. It's a certainty.

- You're wrong, Dad.

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Big Daddy Sound Clip

Funny quotes from the movie Big Daddy (1999), with short sound clips.

Actors: Adam Sandler (Sonny Koufax), Joey Lauren Adams (Layla Maloney), Jon Stewart (Kevin Gerrity), Rob Schneider (Nazo), Dylan and Cole Sprouse (Julian McGrath), Leslie Mann (Corinne Maloney), Joseph Bologna (Lenny Koufax)

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