Christmas Vacation (1989) Quotes with Sound Clips

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Download free sound clips of voice quotes and sound effects sampled from the Christmas Vacation (1989) movie soundboard that you can use as custom computer sounds. All wav audio files are in wav and mp3 format.

Actors: Chevy Chase (Clark), Beverly D'Angelo (Ellen), Randy Quaid (Eddie)

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1 What's wrong with the dog? -Oh, he's just yacking on a bone. He's got it up. He's all right now.

Clark W. Griswold, Cousin Eddie, Eddie (Randy Quaid), Clark (Chevy Chase)

2 You smell something? -Fried _cat.

Cousin Eddie, Clark W. Griswold, Clark (Chevy Chase), Eddie (Randy Quaid)

3 I'm sorry. This is our family's first kidnapping.

Ellen Griswold, (Beverly Dangelo)

4 How did you get through it? -I had a lot of help from Jack Daniels.

Clark W. Griswold, Clark (Chevy Chase)

5 I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the republic for which it stands...
6 If that thing had nine lives, she just spent them all. Whoo!

Cousin Eddie, Eddie (Randy Quaid)

7 Bloodsucking, dog-kissing, brainless, _-less, hopeless, heartless, fat-assed, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey _ he is!

Clark W. Griswold, Clark (Chevy Chase)

8 Is your house on fire, Clark? -No, those are Christmas lights.

— Clark (Chevy Chase)

9 She falls in a well, eyes go crossed. She gets kicked by a mule, they go back to normal.

Cousin Eddie, Eddie (Randy Quaid)

10 Can I refill your eggnog? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?

Clark W. Griswold, Clark (Chevy Chase)

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