- That's the instant companion theory. Do you know Professor Balls?
- Who?
- Professor... Professor Balls.

9 seconds sound clip from the Curse of the Pink Panther movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:15:04.550 in the DVD version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Look, are you alone?

- Yes.

- Have you got a table?

- Yes.

- Would you mind being my instant companion?

- Your instant what?

- Look, normally I wouldn't impose, but my other one blew up.

- Look, I'll explain everything to you on the way. Where's your table?

- Come on.

- Do you see them?

- No.

- Well, if you see them, kiss me.

- Kiss you?

- Well, they're not looking for a couple.

- That's the instant companion theory. Do you know Professor Balls?

- Who?

- Professor... Professor Balls.

- Did you see 'em?

- One of 'em.

- Where?

- Over by the door.

- I don't see him now. Strange. He's gone.

- You sure you saw them?

- Of course. That's why I kissed you.

- Of course.

- Wait a minute. You don't think I pretended to see that guy just so I could kiss you.

- The thought did occur to me.

- Well... There he is again.

[...]