- Faint? Ha! Never... Catch me.
- Sorry. I'm a butler not a catcher.

— Rigby Reardon (Steve Martin), Field Marshal Wilfried Von Kluck (Carl Reiner)

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14 seconds sound clip from the Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:10:55 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

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[...]

- Guess to be a really good exterminator you have to enjoy killing things.

- Yeah.

- Yes?

- I'd like to see Miss Forrest.

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- Very good, sir. May I tell her by whom?

- No. I don't know myself.

- Are you all right? You look as though you're going to faint.

- Faint? Ha! Never... Catch me.

- Sorry. I'm a butler not a catcher.

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[...]

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Actors: Steve Martin (Rigby Reardon), Rachel Ward (Juliet Forrest), Carl Reiner (Field Marshal Wilfried von Kluck)

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