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I was hired to protect Rice until he gets on that plane with Kitty Collins tonight, after the Carlotta Festival.

9 seconds sound clip from the Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:11:37 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Hello? What's up, amigo?

- Plenty.

- A plane arrived today, and all the passengers spoke German.

- Our friend Rice was there.

- They gave him a packet. It was marked today's date, and 'Final Instructions'.

- How do you know all this?

- I was hired to protect Rice until he gets on that plane with Kitty Collins tonight, after the Carlotta Festival.

- Why are you telling me this, Carlos?

- Because the lives of millions of innocent....

- Carlos? Carlos! Carlos! Damn.

- Where are you and Rice headed tonight?

- What do you know about a plane that's arriving with a bunch of Germermans on it? Germerm... Germans... Germermans. There's a plane with mermans on it.

- The plane's in town. Ethel Merman came in on it.

[...]

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Actors: Steve Martin (Rigby Reardon), Rachel Ward (Juliet Forrest), Carl Reiner (Field Marshal Wilfried von Kluck)

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