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Same old Doris. She used to get smoked turkey so it would keep for months. The when it finally went bad, she'd feed it to the maid.

10 seconds sound clip from the Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:42:02 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- It's only been five years. You were about to serve me dinner when I had to leave.

- How stupid of me. You must be famished. I should have thought of it sooner. I'll get some coffee and sandwiches.

- Coffee and sandwiches... Now I remembered Doris's famous stale-bread sandwiches.

- She'd buy day-old bread, then toast it to cover up. I wonder if she's changed...

- The bread's none too fresh. Shall I toast it?

- No, thanks. I gave up stale toast for Lent.

- Lent?

- Nothing.

- Same old Doris. She used to get smoked turkey so it would keep for months. The when it finally went bad, she'd feed it to the maid.

- I had some smoked turkey. I guess the cleaning woman had it for her lunch. Oh, here's some pâté.

- Cleaning woman. Cleaning woman. Cleaning woman! Cleaning woman! Cleaning woman! Cleaning woman! Cleaning woman!

- Sorry. (2)

- I was too embarrassed to ask Doris for a favour after I'd tried to strangle her, so I went to the next name in my little black book.

- The blondest one on my list was a rich society dame named Jimmi Sue Altfeld.

[...]

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Quotes from the movie Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid, featuring sound bites of the best lines.

Actors: Steve Martin (Rigby Reardon), Rachel Ward (Juliet Forrest), Carl Reiner (Field Marshal Wilfried von Kluck)

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