You don't deserve a puppy.
4 seconds sound clip from the Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:47:34 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- Why certainly I would! I'd frame you or kill you if it would protect my daughter.
- And I brought you a puppy, something you never had as a boy.
- But it's all soft and steamy.
- You can make me pick up dog dirt, but you can't stop me seeing Jimmi Sue.
- Here's something for you, too.
[...]