Here we go. I'm a bit of a crocophile, so don't try this at home.

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7 seconds sound clip from the Joe Dirt (2001) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:04:03 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

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[...]

- Now, before I begin...

- Hey, what's rule three?

- What's that? Kid, give me a break now.

- So, you don't know rule three?

- Yeah, you want a match? My face and your ass. How about that, friend, huh? I mean, your ass and my face. What's up?

- Here we go. I'm a bit of a crocophile, so don't try this at home.

- This here's Rocky, and he ain't no puppy.

- Now, let's see if Rocky's got some cavities. Ahh.

- Now, this mofo knows not to mess with Sir Joseph Dirt.

- Aah! You didn't listen to me! Aah! Aah!

[...]

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Joe Dirt (2001) Sound Clip

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Actors: David Spade (Joe Dirt), Brittany Daniel (Brandy), Dennis Miller (Zander Kelly), Christopher Walken (Clem)

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