I met Gert B. Frobe. And it's a good thing that gator didn't get my ring finger, because Gert's asked me to marry him.

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10 seconds sound clip from the Joe Dirt (2001) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:23:21 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

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- Now I have 30 fireworks stands, which completely fund my animal shelters.

- It's all because of you, Joe.

- Good job, brother.

- I sold the gator farm, after one of those bastards snapped off my thumb and middle finger.

- I came up here to check up on you, and, well...

- I met Gert B. Frobe. And it's a good thing that gator didn't get my ring finger, because Gert's asked me to marry him.

- When you were in the hospital for your head injury, I had the doctor surgically put on a wig that's a little more contemporary.

- Ooh! Dang! That's cool.

- And Joe, we have a big surprise for you.

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Actors: David Spade (Joe Dirt), Brittany Daniel (Brandy), Dennis Miller (Zander Kelly), Christopher Walken (Clem)

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