Oh, no. Are your nuts frozen to the porch?
5 seconds sound clip from the Joe Dirt (2001) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:13:23 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- And I'd come in to steal stuff, you know, food, whatever.
- Oh, no. Are your nuts frozen to the porch?
- Oh, that sucks. Don't pull up.
- It's okay. I was just walking by.
- I think your dog's in a little trouble here.
[...]