Joe Dirt (2001) Quotes with Sound Clips - page 4

Sound bites of the most famous lines, funny voice quotes, and the best sound fx from the movie Joe Dirt movie soundboard. All waveform audio samples are in wav and mp3 format.

Actors: David Spade (Joe Dirt), Brittany Daniel (Brandy), Dennis Miller (Zander Kelly), Christopher Walken (Clem)

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31 Oh, you're my sister!

— Joe Dirt (David Spade)

32 One day I'll have a car that badass. I'll be chirping gears and pulling brodies, going, Rr-rr-rr!

— Joe Dirt (David Spade)

33 Speakin' of lickety-split, let's meet up later, see what's goin' on. I'm kiddin'. But seriously, let's hook up. I'm new in town, kinda lonely, lookin' for my parents.

— Joe Dirt (David Spade)

34 That hug was completely asexual. He kind of snuck it up on me.

— Joe Dirt (David Spade)

35 That's a wig? What are you wearing a wig for? What are you doing, stunt work for Billy Ray Cyrus?

— Zander Kelly (Dennis Miller)

36 That's funny, 'cause my mom used to say that to me if she caught me doing stuff. Like one time, I was jerkin' my gherkin. Can I say that? And she goes, Is this where you want to be when Jesus comes back?

— Joe Dirt (David Spade)

37 That's the guy! That's the hero!

— Clem (Christopher Walken)

38 The past is past, the future's now.

— Clem (Christopher Walken)

39 Yeah, I had to have a footprint gas pedal installed. So I stole this pile.

— Joe Dirt (David Spade)

40 You just said your sister's hot! What a freak! You're goin' to hell, man!

— Joe Dirt (David Spade)

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