Joe Dirt (2001) Quotes with Sound Clips - page 5

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Actors: David Spade (Joe Dirt), Brittany Daniel (Brandy), Dennis Miller (Zander Kelly), Christopher Walken (Clem)

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Joe Dirt (2001) Quotes with Sound Clips - page 5

41 And I'm lyin' there starin' at the moon, and for the first time in my life, I think about not gettin' back up. Maybe I'll just lie there for the rest of my life, you know.

42 Aww. Look at him, fellas. You cryin', boy? You cryin', boy? Maybe we'll go to McDonald's and get you a whaa-burger and some French cries! How about a Whineken?

43 Hey, it puts the Joe Dirt in the hole.

44 I can see down your shirt.

45 No, sir, man. I don't like that crap. I'm a rocker, dude, through and through.

46 So, you see, we're not related. We can have sex again.

47 Yeah, you want a match? My face and your _. How about that, friend, huh? I mean, your _ and my face. What's up?

48 You are gonna make some guy so happy. I just hope whoever he is, he deserves a girl like you.

49 This is a business. This is not a charity. Maybe one day UNICEF will get into the impound business. But until then, we're the people to see.

50 Well, that might be your problem. It's not what you like. It's the consumer.

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