Yeah. No. Ow. What? No, no.

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5 seconds sound clip from the Joe Dirt (2001) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:14:13 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

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[...]

- Shh. Don't pull up.

- It's okay, don't move. It's gonna stretch 'em more. That's bad.

- No. Ow. That's... That's wrong. That's way off.

- Do you got, like, warm water and...

- A fork!

- Yeah. No. Ow. What? No, no.

- A spatula thing. The flat one.

- I'm sorry, buddy. Just give her a second. Dang.

- I got it. Now what?

- Here's what we do. I just pour a little water on here. Now, you hold him.

- Easy.

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Joe Dirt (2001) Sound Clip

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Actors: David Spade (Joe Dirt), Brittany Daniel (Brandy), Dennis Miller (Zander Kelly), Christopher Walken (Clem)

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Yeah. No. Ow. What? No, no.

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