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Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less.

7 seconds sound clip from the Monty Python and the Holy Grail movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:14:00 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- And St. Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying,

- O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.

- And the Lord did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloth's and carp and anchovies and Orangutan's and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and...

- Skip a bit, Brother.

- And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin...'

- Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less.

- Three shalt be the number thou shalt count and the number of the counting shalt be three.

- Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three.

- Five is right out.

- Once the number three, being the third number be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.

- Amen.

[...]

Monty Python and the Holy Grail Sound Clip

Monty Python and the Holy Grail  Cover

Soundbites of the funniest quotes and classic jokes sampled from the movie Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975). All the sound files are in wav and mp3 format.

Actors: Graham Chapman (Arthur), John Cleese (Sir Lancelot), Eric Idle (Sir Robin), Michael Palin (Sir Galahad), Terry Jones (Sir Bedevere)

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