Monty Python's Life of Brian Quotes with Sound Clips

Check out some of the funniest quotes from Monty Python's Life of Brian, featuring soundbites and sfx. All the audio clips are in WAV and MP3 formats.

Actors: Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, Michael Palin

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Monty Python's Life of Brian Quotes with Sound Clips

1 Cheer up, Brian. You know what they say. Some things in life are bad. They can really make you mad. Other things just make you swear and curse.

2 I have a very great friend in Rome called Biggus Dickus.

3 Look, you've got it all wrong. You don't need to follow me. You don't need to follow anybody. You've got to think for yourselves. You're all individuals.

4 Siblings, let us not be down on it. One total catastrophe like this... is just the beginning! Their glorious deaths shall unite us all!

5 So let's just stop gabbin' on about it. It's completely pointless. And it's gettin' us nowhere. -Right! -I agree. This is a complete waste of time.

6 Well, the birds, then. -What birds? -Any birds. -Why? -Well, have they got jobs? -Who? -The birds.

7 Furthermore, it is the birthright of every man... -Or woman. -Why don't you shut up about women? You're putting us off.

8 Are you with us? -Yes. -From now on you shall be called Brian that is called Brian.

9 Bloody Romans! -Watch it! There's still a few crosses left.

10 Capricorn, eh? What are they like? -He's the Son of God. Our Messiah. King of the Jews!

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