Monty Python's Life of Brian Quotes with Sound Clips - page 3

Check out some of the funniest quotes from Monty Python's Life of Brian, featuring soundbites and sfx. All the audio clips are in WAV and MP3 formats.

Actors: Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, Michael Palin

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Monty Python's Life of Brian Quotes with Sound Clips - page 3

21 All right. Bag of otters' noses, then. -Make it two. -Two. -Thanks, Reg.

22 And the bezan shall be huge and black... And the eyes thereof red with the blood of living creatures!

23 Anyone else feel like a little giggle... when I mention my fwiend, Biggus... Dickus?

24 But you can't have babies. -Don't you oppress me. -I'm not oppressing you. You haven't got a womb. Where is the fetus gonna gestate? You're gonna keep it in a box?

25 Centuwion, why do they titter so? -Just some Jewish joke, sir.

26 Have I got a big nose, Mum? -Oh, stop thinking about sex. -I wasn't! -You're always on about it, morning, noon and night. Will the girls like this? Will the girls like that? Is it too big? Is it too small?

27 He was a centurion in the Jerusalem garrison, sir. -Really? What was his name? -Naughtius Maximus.

28 I'm Brian, and so's my wife!

29 Let me explain! Your son is a born leader. Those people out there are following him because they believe in him. They believe he can give them hope hope of a new life, a new world, a better future!

30 No, it is a sign that, like him, we must think not of the things of the body, but of the face and head.

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