Monty Python's Life of Brian Quotes with Sound Clips - page 4

Check out some of the funniest quotes from Monty Python's Life of Brian, featuring soundbites and sfx. All the audio clips are in WAV and MP3 formats.

Actors: Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, Michael Palin

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Monty Python's Life of Brian Quotes with Sound Clips - page 4

31 Now take my case. They hung me up here five years ago. Every night, they take me down for 20 minutes, then they hang me up again, which I regard as very fair in view of what I've done.

32 Now, what is your name, Jew? -Brian, sir. -Bwian, eh? -No, no. Brian.

33 Oh yeah, if we didn't have crucifixion, this country'd be in a right bloody mess.

34 Silence! This man commands a cwack legion! He wanks as high as any in Wome.

35 Sir, we don't have a Roger, sir. -What? We don't have anyone of that name, sir. -Ah. We have no Woger.

36 Slipped him a few shekels? You saw him spit in my face.

37 Terrific race, the Romans. Terrific!

38 The demon shall bear a ninebladed sword. Ninebladed not two or five or seven, but nine which he will wield on all wretched sinners, just like you, sir, there.

39 We were led by a star! -Led by a bottle, more like! Go on, out!

40 Well, who cured you? -Jesus did, sir. I was hopping along, minding my own business. All of a sudden, up he comes, cures me!

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