- He was a centurion in the Jerusalem garrison, sir.
- Really? What was his name?
- Naughtius Maximus.
9 seconds sound clip from the Life of Brian movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:39:45.683 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- Stwike him, centurion, very woughly.
- Oh, and thwow him to the floor, sir?
- What?
- Thwow him to the floor again, sir?
- Oh, yes, thwow him to the floor, please.
- I'm not Jewish. I'm a Roman.
- A Woman?
- So, your father was a Woman. Who was he?
- He was a centurion in the Jerusalem garrison, sir.
- Centurion, do you have anyone of that name in the garrison?
- Well, you sound very sure. Have you checked?
- Well, no, sir. I think it's a joke, sir. Like, uh, Sillius Soddus or Biggus Dickus, sir.
- What's funny about Biggus Dickus?
[...]
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