Monty Python's Life of Brian Quotes with Sound Clips - page 6

Check out some of the funniest quotes from Monty Python's Life of Brian, featuring soundbites and sfx. All the audio clips are in WAV and MP3 formats.

Actors: Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, Michael Palin

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Monty Python's Life of Brian Quotes with Sound Clips - page 6

51 Guard, do we have any cwucifixions today? -139, sir. -Special celebration. Passover, sir. -Right. Now we have 140. Nice, round number, eh, Biggus?

52 Hail Messiah! -I'm not the Messiah. -I say you are, Lord, and I should know. I've followed a few.

53 Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! The little rascal has spirit. -Has what, sir? -Spiwit. -Yes, he did, sir. -No, no. Spiwit, bwavado, a touch of dewwingdo. -Oh, uh, about 11, sir.

54 I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I'm not the Messiah! Do you understand? Honestly!

55 If questioned, we are sewage workers on our way to a conference.

56 Larks' tongues. Otters' noses. Ocelot spleens. -Got any nuts? -Haven't got any nuts. Sorry. I've got wrens' livers, badger spleens. -No, no, no. -Otters' noses?

57 Larks' tongues. Wren's livers. Chaffinch brains. Jaguars' earlobes. Wolf's nipple chips. Get 'em while they're hot. They're lovely. Dromedary pretzels, only half a denar. Tuscany fried bats.

58 No, no. Please. Please, please listen. I've got one or two things to say. -Tell us! Tell us both of them!

59 Oh, what wouldn't I give to be spat at in the face! I sometimes hang awake at night dreaming of being spat at in the face.

60 Once in the sewer, timing will be of the essence. There is a Roman feast later in the evening, so you must move fast. And don't wear your best sandals.

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