Monty Python's Life of Brian Quotes with Sound Clips - page 6

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Check out some of the funniest quotes from Monty Python's Life of Brian, featuring soundbites and sfx. All the audio clips are in WAV and MP3 formats.

Actors: Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, Michael Palin

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51 Citizens, we have Samson the Sadducee Strangler, Silus the Assyrian Assassin, Several seditious scribes from Caesarea.

— (Graham Chapman)

52 Get a move on, Big Nose. There's people waitin' to be crucified out here.

— (Eric Idle)

53 Guard, do we have any cwucifixions today? -139, sir. -Special celebration. Passover, sir. -Right. Now we have 140. Nice, round number, eh, Biggus?

— (Michael Palin)

54 Hail Messiah! -I'm not the Messiah. -I say you are, Lord, and I should know. I've followed a few.

— (John Cleese)

55 Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! The little rascal has spirit. -Has what, sir? -Spiwit. -Yes, he did, sir. -No, no. Spiwit, bwavado, a touch of dewwingdo. -Oh, uh, about 11, sir.

— (Michael Palin)

56 I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I'm not the Messiah! Do you understand? Honestly!

— (Graham Chapman)

57 If questioned, we are sewage workers on our way to a conference.

— (Michael Palin)

58 Larks' tongues. Otters' noses. Ocelot spleens. -Got any nuts? -Haven't got any nuts. Sorry. I've got wrens' livers, badger spleens. -No, no, no. -Otters' noses?

— (Graham Chapman)

59 Larks' tongues. Wren's livers. Chaffinch brains. Jaguars' earlobes. Wolf's nipple chips. Get 'em while they're hot. They're lovely. Dromedary pretzels, only half a denar. Tuscany fried bats.

— (Graham Chapman)

60 Lord, I am affected by a bald patch.

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