Monty Python's Life of Brian Quotes with Sound Clips - page 7

Check out some of the funniest quotes from Monty Python's Life of Brian, featuring soundbites and sfx. All the audio clips are in WAV and MP3 formats.

Actors: Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, Michael Palin

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Monty Python's Life of Brian Quotes with Sound Clips - page 7

61 Pilate? What's he want to see me for? -I think he wants to know which way up you want to be crucified.

62 Provided the movement never forgets that it is the inalienable right of every man... -Or woman. -To rid himself. -Or herself. -Agreed. -Thank you, brother. -Or sister. -Or sister. -Where was I? -I think you finished. -Oh, right.

63 Shhh. -Don't you shhh me. Eighteen years of total silence, and you shhh me! -What? -I've kept my vow for 18 years... Not a single, recognizable, articulate sound has passed my lips.

64 So, your father was a Woman. Who was he?

65 Stabbed? Takes a second. Crucifixion lasts hours. It's a slow, horrible death. -Well, at least it gets you out in the open air.

66 Suicide Squad, attack!

67 Symbolic of his struggle against reality.

68 There's no pleasing some people. -That's just what Jesus said, sir.

69 They must think the sun shines out of your _, son.

70 Uh, look. It's not my cross. -What? -Um, it's not my cross. I was, um, holding it for someone.

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