Monty Python's Life of Brian Quotes with Sound Clips - page 8

Check out some of the funniest quotes from Monty Python's Life of Brian, featuring soundbites and sfx. All the audio clips are in WAV and MP3 formats.

Actors: Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, Michael Palin

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Monty Python's Life of Brian Quotes with Sound Clips - page 8

71 Under the terms of the Roman occupancy, we're entitled to be crucified in a purely Jewish area. -Pharisees separate from Sadducees. -And Swedish separate from Welsh!

72 What are you doing creeping around a cowshed at 2:00 in the morning? That doesn't sound very wise to me.

73 When you're chewing on life's gristle, don't grumble, give a whistle and this'll help things turn out for the best.

74 'Domus'? Nominative? -'Go home'. This is motion towards, isn't it, Brian? -Dative! No, not dative! Accusative, accusative! 'Domum', sir. 'Ad domum'. -Except when domus takes the... -The locative, sir. -Which is? -'Domum'. -'Domum'.

75 'You're cured, mate'. Bloody dogooder.

76 A balm? What are you giving him a balm for? It might bite him!

77 And to them only shall be given... to them only shall be given... -What? -Hmm? -Shall be given what? -Oh, nothing.

78 Are you the Judean People's Front? -_ off! -What? -Judean People's Front! We're the People's Front of Judea! Judean People's Front! -Wankers.

79 By what name are you calling him? -Uh, Brian.

80 Excuse me? -Yes? -Are you a virgin? -I beg your pardon!

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