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Lord, I am affected by a bald patch.

5 seconds sound clip from the Life of Brian movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:00:50.530 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Of course they've brought forth juniper berries, they're juniper bushes! What do you expect!

- Show us another miracle.

- Do not tempt him, shallow ones! Is not the miracle of the juniper bushes enough?

- I say, those are my juniper bushes!

- They are a gift from God.

- They're all I've got to eat.

- I say, get off those bushes. Go on. Clear off.

- Lord, I am affected by a bald patch.

- I'm healed! The master has healed me!

- I didn't touch him!

- I was blind, and now I can see!

- A miracle! A miracle!

- Tell them to stop it.

- I hadn't said a word for 18 years till he came along.

- A miracle! He is the Messiah!

- He hurt my foot!

- Hurt my foot!

- Hurt mine!

- Hail Messiah!

- I'm not the Messiah.

- I say you are, Lord, and I should know. I've followed a few.

[...]

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Check out some of the funniest quotes from Monty Python's Life of Brian, featuring soundbites and sfx. All the audio clips are in WAV and MP3 formats.

Actors: Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, Michael Palin

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