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Monty Python's Life of Brian Quotes with Sound Clips - page 5

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Check out some of the funniest quotes from Monty Python's Life of Brian, featuring soundbites and sfx. All the audio clips are in WAV and MP3 formats.

Actors: Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, Michael Palin

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41 What have you got to lose? You come from nothing. You're going back to nothing. What have you lost? Nothing! Nothing will come from nothing. You know what they say?

— (Eric Idle)

42 What will they do to me? -Oh, you'll probably get away with crucifixion. -Crucifixion? -Yeah, first offense.

— (Michael Palin)

43 You don't have to do this. You don't have to take orders. -I like orders.

— (Graham Chapman)

44 Bloody donkey owners. All the same, ain't they? Never have any change.

— (Michael Palin)

45 'Eunt'? What is 'eunt'? -Go. -Conjugate the verb 'to go'. -Ire, eo, is, it, imus, itis, eunt. -So eunt is? -Third person plural, present indicative. 'They go'.

46 A little ego trip from the feminists? -What? -Oh, sorry, Loretta.

— (John Cleese)

47 And thanks a lot for the gold and frankincense, but don't worry too much about the myrrh next time, all right? Thank you. Goodbye.

— (Terry Jones)

48 And the wine. -Yeah, that's something we'd really miss, Reg, if the Romans left.

— (Michael Palin)

49 Citizens, we have Samson the Sadducee Strangler, Silus the Assyrian Assassin, Several seditious scribes from Caesarea.

— (Graham Chapman)

50 Get a move on, Big Nose. There's people waitin' to be crucified out here.

— (Eric Idle)

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