Monty Python's Life of Brian Quotes with Sound Clips - page 2

Check out some of the funniest quotes from Monty Python's Life of Brian, featuring soundbites and sfx. All the audio clips are in WAV and MP3 formats.

Actors: Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, Michael Palin

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Monty Python's Life of Brian Quotes with Sound Clips - page 2

11 For the last 18 years, I've wanted to shout and sing and scream my name out! Oh, I'm alive! Hava nagila, hava nagila, hava nagila!

12 He has a wife, you know? You know what she's called? She's called Incontinentia... Incontinentia Buttocks.

13 I'm not a Roman, Mum! And I never will be! I'm a kike, a Yid, a hebe, a hooknose! I'm kosher, Mum! I'm a Red Sea pedestrian, and proud of it!

14 I'm not Jewish. I'm a Roman. -A Woman? -No, no. Roman.

15 Listen, if you wanted to join the P.F.J., you'd have to really hate the Romans. -I do. -Oh, yeah? How much? -A lot. -Right. You're in.

16 Next? Crucifixion? -Yes. -Good. Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each.

17 Then he, having his way with me, he had... Vroom, like a rat out of an aqueduct! -The bastard!

18 Those possessed by devils, try and keep them under control a bit.

19 Well, if it's not a personal question, are you a virgin? -If it's not a personal question? How much more personal can you get? Now, piss off! -She is. Yeah, definitely.

20 Well, if that's how you treat your poor old mother in the autumn years of her life, all I can say is, go ahead, be crucified! See if I care. I might have known...

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