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It doesn't matter. You're all gonna die in a day or two!

4 seconds sound clip from the Life of Brian movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:23:20.963 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- I'll get you for this, you bastard.

- Oh, yeah?

- Oh, yeah. Don't worry. I never forget a face.

- No?

- I warn you, I'm gonna punch you so hard, you Roman git!

- Shut up, you Jewish turd!

- Who are you calling Jewish? I'm not Jewish! I'm a Samaritan!

- A Samaritan? This is supposed to be a Jewish section.

- It doesn't matter. You're all gonna die in a day or two!

- It may not matter to you, Roman, but it certainly matters to us, doesn't it, darling?

- Oh, rather!

- Under the terms of the Roman occupancy, we're entitled to be crucified in a purely Jewish area.

- Pharisees separate from Sadducees.

- And Swedish separate from Welsh!

- All right, all right, all right. We'll soon settle this.

- Hands up all those who don't want to be crucified here... Right. Next!

- Uh, look. It's not my cross.

- What?

- Um, it's not my cross. I was, um, holding it for someone.

[...]

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Actors: Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, Michael Palin

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