Who are you calling Jewish? I'm not Jewish! I'm a Samaritan!
5 seconds sound clip from the Life of Brian movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 01:23:13.497 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- Watch it! There's still a few crosses left.
- I'll get you for this, you bastard.
- Oh, yeah. Don't worry. I never forget a face.
- No?
- I warn you, I'm gonna punch you so hard, you Roman git!
- Who are you calling Jewish? I'm not Jewish! I'm a Samaritan!
- A Samaritan? This is supposed to be a Jewish section.
- It doesn't matter. You're all gonna die in a day or two!
- It may not matter to you, Roman, but it certainly matters to us, doesn't it, darling?
- Under the terms of the Roman occupancy, we're entitled to be crucified in a purely Jewish area.
- Pharisees separate from Sadducees.
- And Swedish separate from Welsh!
- All right, all right, all right. We'll soon settle this.
[...]
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