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Ladies and gentlemen, the next contest is between Frank Goliath, the Macedonian baby-crusher, and Boris Mineburg.

15 seconds sound clip from the Life of Brian movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:18:20.802 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Yeah, so next time you go on about the 'bloody Romans', don't forget you're one of 'em!

- I'm not a Roman, Mum! And I never will be! I'm a kike, a Yid, a hebe, a hooknose! I'm kosher, Mum! I'm a Red Sea pedestrian, and proud of it!

- Sex, sex, sex. That's all they think about, huh?

- Well, how are you, then, officer?

(Roman trumpets blowing at the Colosseum)

- Ladies and gentlemen, the next contest is between Frank Goliath, the Macedonian baby-crusher, and Boris Mineburg.

- Larks' tongues. Wren's livers. Chaffinch brains. Jaguars' earlobes. Wolf's nipple chips. Get 'em while they're hot. They're lovely. Dromedary pretzels, only half a denar. Tuscany fried bats.

- I do feel, Reg, that any anti-imperialist group like ours must reflect such a divergence of interest within its power base.

- Oh, great. Francis?

- Yeah, I think Judith's point of view is very valid, Reg.

- Provided the movement never forgets that it is the inalienable right of every man...

- Or woman.

- To rid himself.

- Or herself.

- Agreed.

- Thank you, brother.

- Or sister.

- Or sister.

- Where was I?

- I think you finished.

- Oh, right.

- Furthermore, it is the birthright of every man...

- Or woman.

- Why don't you shut up about women? You're putting us off.

[...]

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Actors: Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, Michael Palin

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