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- You mean you were raped?
- Well, at first, yes.
- Who was it?
- Naughtius Maximus, his name was.
- Promised me the known world, he did. I was to be taken to Rome, housed by the Forum slaves, asses' milk, as much gold as I could eat.
- Then he, having his way with me, he had... Vroom, like a rat out of an aqueduct!
- The bastard!
- Yeah, so next time you go on about the 'bloody Romans', don't forget you're one of 'em!
- I'm not a Roman, Mum! And I never will be! I'm a kike, a Yid, a hebe, a hooknose! I'm kosher, Mum! I'm a Red Sea pedestrian, and proud of it!
- Sex, sex, sex. That's all they think about, huh?
- Well, how are you, then, officer?
(Roman trumpets blowing at the Colosseum)
- Ladies and gentlemen, the next contest is between Frank Goliath, the Macedonian baby-crusher, and Boris Mineburg.
- Larks' tongues. Wren's livers. Chaffinch brains. Jaguars' earlobes. Wolf's nipple chips. Get 'em while they're hot. They're lovely. Dromedary pretzels, only half a denar. Tuscany fried bats.
- I do feel, Reg, that any anti-imperialist group like ours must reflect such a divergence of interest within its power base.
- Oh, great. Francis?
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