You've had a hard time? I've been here five years. They only hung me the right way up yesterday. So don't you come round.

7 seconds sound clip from the Life of Brian movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:36:34.743 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

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[...]

- Oh, what wouldn't I give to be spat at in the face! I sometimes hang awake at night dreaming of being spat at in the face.

- Well, it's not exactly friendly, is it. They have me in manacles.

- Manacles? My idea of heaven is to be allowed to be put in manacles... just for a few hours.

- They must think the sun shines out of your ass, son.

- Oh, lay off me! I've had a hard time!

- You've had a hard time? I've been here five years. They only hung me the right way up yesterday. So don't you come round.

- All right, all right.

- They must think you're Lord God Almighty.

- What will they do to me?

- Oh, you'll probably get away with crucifixion.

- Crucifixion?

- Yeah, first offense.

- Get away with crucifixion? It's...

- Best thing the Romans ever did for us.

- What? (4)

[...]

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Actors: Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, Michael Palin

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