Monty Python's The Meaning of Life Quotes with Sound Clips

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Check out some of the funniest quotes from Monty Python's The Meaning of Life, featuring soundbites and sfx. All the audio clips are in WAV and MP3 formats.

Actors: Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, Michael Palin

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1 The mill's closed. There's no more work. We're destitute. Come in, my little loves. I've got no option but to sell you all, for scientific experiments.

— (Michael Palin)

2 Keep warm, plenty of rest and if you're playing football or anything, try and favor the other leg. -Oh, righto.

— (Graham Chapman)

3 'Harry, I want you to sell me a condom. In fact, today I think I'll have a French Tickler, for I am a Protestant.'

— (Graham Chapman)

4 Shut up! Shut up, you American. You always talk, you Americans. You talk and you talk and you say, 'Let me tell you something' and 'I just wanna say this.'

— (John Cleese)

5 A tiger? -A tiger? -A tiger in Africa? -Hmm? -A tiger in Africa? -Ah, well, it's probably escaped from a zoo. -Doesn't sound very likely to me.

— (John Cleese), (Michael Palin)

6 Any idea how it happened? -None whatsoever. Complete mystery to me. Woke up just now, one sock too many.

— (Eric Idle)

7 Can I ask you a question? -What? -How can we all have died at the same time? -The salmon mousse.

— (John Cleese), (Michael Palin)

8 Is it a boy or a girl? -I think it's a little early to start imposing roles on it, don't you?

— (Graham Chapman)

9 Been in the wars, have we? -Yes. -Any headache? Bowels all right?

— (Graham Chapman)

10 But I can't be really sad, 'cause you see, I feel that life's a game. You sometimes win or lose, and though I may be down right now, at least I don't work for Jews.

— (Terry Jones)

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