Monty Python's The Meaning of Life Quotes with Sound Clips - page 3

Check out some of the funniest quotes from Monty Python's The Meaning of Life, featuring soundbites and sfx. All the audio clips are in WAV and MP3 formats.

Actors: Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, Michael Palin

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Monty Python's The Meaning of Life Quotes with Sound Clips - page 3

41 What we're looking for, and this is no more than an educated guess, I'd like to make that clear, is some multi-cellular life-form with stripes, huge, razor-sharp teeth, about 11-foot long, and of the genus Felis Horribilis. What we doctors call a tiger.

42 What's that for? -That's the machine that goes 'ping.'

43 What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hmm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. Give her a kiss, boy.

44 Yes? -Hello. Can we have your liver? -What? -Your liver. It's a large glandular organ in your abdomen. You know, it's reddish-brown, it's sort of... -Yeah, yeah, I know what it is, but I'm using it.

45 Ah. Well, as we all know all about foreplay, no doubt you can tell me what the purpose of foreplay is. Biggs. -Don't know. Sorry, sir.

46 Couldn't Mummy have worn some sort of pessary? -Not if we're going to remain members of the fastest-growing religion in the world, my boy. -He's right.

47 Darling, you didn't use canned salmon, did you?

48 Happy Christmas. -Oh, is it Christmas today? -Of course, madam. It's Christmas every day in heaven. -Oh! How 'bout that? -Lovely.

49 It's just that we have to go. I'm having rather a heavy period. -And we have a train to catch. -Oh! Yes, of course. We have a train to catch, and I don't want to start bleeding all over the seats.

50 Let's not give him the cake. -I don't want any cake.

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