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And how I always wanted a large 24-seat dining table? In a dining room with original oil paintings by Michelangelo and Rembrandt?

10 seconds sound clip from the The Jerk (1979) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:09:34.637 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

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[...]

- Money hasn't changed our lives that much.

- Our one little extravagance is a live-in butler and housekeeper.

- Another check!

- Just as I thought. Look at that. Nearly three quarters of a million dollars.

- Sir, it would seem with this kind of income, you could buy a larger house with proper servants' quarters.

- Well, mom, remember my dream of owning a big house on a hill? How I used to wish for a living room with a plaster lion in it from Mexico?

- And how I always wanted a large 24-seat dining table? In a dining room with original oil paintings by Michelangelo and Rembrandt?

- And remember how I always wanted a rotating bed with pink chiffon and zebra stripes?

- And remember how I used to chitchat with Dad about always wanting a bathtub shaped like a clam? And an office with orange and white stripes?

- And remember how much I wanted an all-red billiard room with a giant stuffed camel?

- And how I wanted a disco room with my own disco dancers? And a party room with fancy friends?

- And remember how much I wanted a big back yard with Grecian statues, S-shaped hedges and three swimming pools? Well, I got that, too.

[...]

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Funny and inspirational quotes from The Jerk (1979), with short sound clips.

Actors: Steve Martin (Navin R. Johnson), Bernadette Peters (Marie Kimble Johnson)

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