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- And that's what's gonna happen to you if I ever catch you looking at another broad.
- I'm glad you told me.

7 seconds sound clip from the The Jerk (1979) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:43:15.633 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- If I was a fella, I'd be around all the time.

- Well, see if you can work it out. We have a date tomorrow.

- What's your name?

- Marie. What's yours?

- I'll tell you tomorrow. It'll give us something interesting to talk about.

- Hi.

- What's up, hubby?

- I got these for you.

- Thanks.

- You know the other day when I showed you the tattoo?

- Yeah. Yeah.

- Well, I forgot to tell you something'.

- Oh, really? What?

- This.

- And that's what's gonna happen to you if I ever catch you looking at another broad.

- I'm glad you told me.

- And remember, I did this without anger. And I stayed away from your crotch.

- Bye, sweetie.

- Hi.

- What happened?

- Oh, it was unbelievable. These guys jumped me. Tried to get these flowers. I got 'em for you. It's kind of a traditional date deal.

- Yeah, I've heard of that.

- What were they?

- Couple of dozen roses.

- Look like daisy stems.

- What? That guy gypped me. He put daisy stems on my roses.

- Hey, look, these hoodlums are dangerous. I think we ought to get out of here before she sees us.

- She?

- What?

- You said she.

- No. No. I always call a gang 'she.' It's like when you call a boat 'she,' or a hurricane 'she.' -Or a girl?

[...]

The Jerk Sound Clip

The Jerk movie poster

Funny and inspirational quotes from The Jerk (1979), with short sound clips.

Actors: Steve Martin (Navin R. Johnson), Bernadette Peters (Marie Kimble Johnson)

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