- If I was a fella, I'd be around all the time.
- Well, see if you can work it out. We have a date tomorrow.
8 seconds sound clip from the The Jerk (1979) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:42:10.361 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- What?
- I thought maybe you might wanna go out with me.
- Are you trying to ask me for a date?
- Well...
- How about 3:30 tomorrow at the roundup?
- Okay.
- If I was a fella, I'd be around all the time.
- Well, see if you can work it out. We have a date tomorrow.
- I'll tell you tomorrow. It'll give us something interesting to talk about.
- Hi.
- Thanks.
- You know the other day when I showed you the tattoo?
- Well, I forgot to tell you something'.
- This.
- And that's what's gonna happen to you if I ever catch you looking at another broad.
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