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Dear Mom. The big news is, Marie and I were married. We couldn't wait.

5 seconds sound clip from the The Jerk (1979) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:08:47.757 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Irving's skin will be tighter, firmer, and he'll look like a different man. You'll be amazed. Get ready, Irving.

(CROWD GASPING)

- Jeez! This shit really worked.

- Navin. Oh, my sweetheart.

- What are you doing to my husband, you Miss Blondie? Irving! Irving, are you crazy?

- Dear Mom. The big news is, Marie and I were married. We couldn't wait.

- Luckily, we found someone at the Hollywood View Apartments, who could marry us immediately. He was a certified priest. We were both glad we had a religious wedding.

- Money hasn't changed our lives that much.

- Our one little extravagance is a live-in butler and housekeeper.

- Another check!

- Just as I thought. Look at that. Nearly three quarters of a million dollars.

- Sir, it would seem with this kind of income, you could buy a larger house with proper servants' quarters.

[...]

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Funny and inspirational quotes from The Jerk (1979), with short sound clips.

Actors: Steve Martin (Navin R. Johnson), Bernadette Peters (Marie Kimble Johnson)

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