Don't kiss me.

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2 seconds sound clip from the The Jerk (1979) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:29:37.071 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- I've heard of him.

- Born in Mississippi?

- Inventor of the Opti-Grab?

- I was just telling these guys.

- I knew we'd find you.

- Don't kiss me.

- I called them the night you left.

- How did you find me?

- I don't know. This is the first place we looked.

- We're taking' you home and you're gonna live with us.

- Turns out, Dad's a financial genius.

- All I did was take the money you sent home, and embarked on a periodic investment, in a no-load mutual fund.

[...]

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Actors: Steve Martin (Navin R. Johnson), Bernadette Peters (Marie Kimble Johnson)

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