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Honey, guess what? I wrote a song for you this morning.

4 seconds sound clip from the The Jerk (1979) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:56:27.651 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- This sweet memory across the years, will come to me.

- Though my world may go awry, in my heart will ever lie just the echo of a sigh. Goodbye

- Honey, who's the happiest guy in the world?

- You are.

- That's right. And who's the happiest gal?

(DOG YELPING)

- That's right.

- Honey, guess what? I wrote a song for you this morning.

- Oh, I'm picking out a thermos for you. Not an ordinary thermos for you, but the extra-best thermos you can buy with vinyl and stripes and a cup built right in.

- I'm picking out a thermos for you, and maybe a barometer, too.

- And what else can I buy so on me you'll rely? A rear-end thermometer, too.

- Honey? There's a question I've been wanting to pop, but I've been afraid you'd say no. But this seems like the right time and place. So here goes. Honey, will you marry me?

(DOG BARKING)

[...]

The Jerk Sound Clip

The Jerk movie poster

Funny and inspirational quotes from The Jerk (1979), with short sound clips.

Actors: Steve Martin (Navin R. Johnson), Bernadette Peters (Marie Kimble Johnson)

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