I'm picking out a thermos for you, and maybe a barometer, too.

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7 seconds sound clip from the The Jerk (1979) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:56:47.537 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

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- Honey, who's the happiest guy in the world?

- That's right. And who's the happiest gal?

- That's right.

- Honey, guess what? I wrote a song for you this morning.

- Oh, I'm picking out a thermos for you. Not an ordinary thermos for you, but the extra-best thermos you can buy with vinyl and stripes and a cup built right in.

- I'm picking out a thermos for you, and maybe a barometer, too.

- And what else can I buy so on me you'll rely? A rear-end thermometer, too.

- Honey? There's a question I've been wanting to pop, but I've been afraid you'd say no. But this seems like the right time and place. So here goes. Honey, will you marry me?

- Yahoo! Come on, let's seal it with a kiss! Get in the tub with me! Not you, Shithead! Where's Marie?

(DOG BARKING) What letter?

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The Jerk Sound Clip

Funny and inspirational quotes from The Jerk (1979), with short sound clips.

Actors: Steve Martin (Navin R. Johnson), Bernadette Peters (Marie Kimble Johnson)

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